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First National Bank - Hood River Oregon
Hood River, the nearest town, 10 km away. Photo: Ian Poellet, CC BY-SA 3.0, Wikimedia Commons

Wankers Columns

Climbing area · United States

Is it worth the trip?

72Good out of 100 for your dates

Home sucks

Best on Wed 4: Rock dry, Rock about 13 °C

Each day of your trip, out of 100

Tue 3 · 46 out of 100

Rock
Wetdry in 6 h
Rock temp
11°C
Air
10°C
Rain
0.2 mm

Wed 4 · 94 out of 100

Rock
Dry
Rock temp
13°C
Air
12°C
Rain
0 mm

Thu 5 · 93 out of 100

Rock
Wetdry in 6 h
Rock temp
15°C
Air
12°C
Rain
0 mm

Fri 6 · 37 out of 100

Rock
Wet
Rock temp
10°C
Air
9°C
Rain
2.4 mm

Sat 7 · 91 out of 100

Rock
Wetdry in 6 h
Rock temp
13°C
Air
13°C
Rain
0 mm

Sun 8 · 4 out of 100

Rock
Wet
Rock temp
8°C
Air
10°C
Rain
4.8 mm

Mon 9 · 56 out of 100

Rock
Wetdry in 15 h
Rock temp
10°C
Air
9°C
Rain
0 mm

Tap a day for rock, its warmth, the air and rain. Full forecast

Forecast: next 10 days

Full forecast
  1. Tue 346, fair
  2. Wed 494, good
  3. Thu 593, good
  4. Fri 637, poor
  5. Sat 791, good
  6. Sun 84, poor
  7. Mon 956, fair
  8. Tue 100, poor
  9. Wed 110, poor
  10. Thu 120, poor

The spot in three facts

  • 1 cragmapped within 5 km
  • Other rockthe rock
  • Tradstyles

Full forecast

every day, every number

The score doesn't know loose rock, seepage, access bans or your skill.

Weather forecast and score for each day at Wankers Columns
DayScoreRockRock tempAirRain
Tue 3Nov*46, fairWetdry in 6 h11°C10°C0.2 mm
Wed 4Nov94, goodDry13°C12°C0 mm
Thu 5Nov93, goodWetdry in 6 h15°C12°C0 mm
Fri 6Nov37, poorWet10°C9°C2.4 mm
Sat 7Nov91, goodWetdry in 6 h13°C13°C0 mm
Sun 8Nov4, poorWet8°C10°C4.8 mm
Mon 9Nov56, fairWetdry in 15 h10°C9°C0 mm
Tue 10Nov0, poorWet7°C10°C18 mm
Wed 11Nov0, poorWet8°C9°C34.8 mm
Thu 12Nov0, poorWet7°C8°C1.8 mm

* Rain before today is not known: the forecast starts today, so these days are scored from a dry start and a wet one.

Rock and air are in °C, the rock's with the sun on it; rain in mm. More

Forecast updated . It refreshes every three hours. Forecast data: ECMWF, DWD, Météo-France and NOAA, served by Open-Meteo.com (CC BY 4.0). Changed by us. Generated using E.U. Copernicus Marine Service Information.

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the area and its town

Each place wears its best day on these dates: green good, amber fair, pale red poor, as the key says.

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About

the place in full, sources, credits

About Wankers Columns

1 crag mapped. Trad. Other rock. Best from Apr to Oct. The nearest town to stay in is Hood River.

  • Crags 1 crag mapped.
  • Styles Trad.
  • Rock Other rock.

From OpenStreetMap: the crags mapped within 5 km. Check access and bans locally.

Crags: © OpenStreetMap contributors (ODbL).

The score is the conditions only: the journey, the price and the partners never change it (how we score, how we earn).

Rough cost (estimate): about US$1,230–US$2,250 each

about US$1,230–US$2,250 each · 6 nights, 2 sharing: flights, hire car, stay, food, climbing instructor.

Our estimate from typical public prices, not a quote: check the real prices before you book (where they come from). Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.

How we worked it out 
Rough cost per person for this trip
WhatHow we worked it outEach
Flightsreturn MDW to PDX, estimated from distance and season, 1 airline on the route, with a hold bagabout US$248–US$517
Hire car6 days, sharedabout US$154–US$255
Stay6 nights, a mid-range double, sharedabout US$349–US$584
Food7 days eating outabout US$342–US$637
Climbing instructor1 day with an instructor, shared; leave it out if you climb on your ownabout US$141–US$262
Totalabout US$1,230–US$2,250

Climbers bring their own kit: it is not in the cost. Prices from public sources, checked in 2026.

Where to stay: Hood River

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Closest

Hood River

about 20 min by car · 28 places to stay

about US$134/nightcountry average

See 28 places to stay in Hood River · Booking.com

About Hood River its beds, food and every spot near it

About US$134 a night is our estimate of the country's average 2-star double room that month: not each town's price, and not a quote. Drives are estimates. Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.

Getting there: about 8h 05m

About 8h 05m door to door from Chicago

Fly MDW → PDX, direct, then 2h by road

An estimate, one way; the journey never changes the score.

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