Is it worth the trip?
55Fair out of 100 for your dates
Best on Wed 4: Rock dry, Rock about 22 °C
Tue 3 · 52 out of 100
- Rock
- Wetdry in 6 h
- Rock temp
- 23°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0 mm
Wed 4 · 59 out of 100
- Rock
- Dry
- Rock temp
- 22°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0 mm
Thu 5 · 54 out of 100
- Rock
- Dry
- Rock temp
- 24°C
- Air
- 22°C
- Rain
- 0.1 mm
Fri 6 · 54 out of 100
- Rock
- Wetdry in 3 h
- Rock temp
- 23°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0 mm
Sat 7 · 56 out of 100
- Rock
- Wetdry in 3 h
- Rock temp
- 24°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0 mm
Sun 8 · 53 out of 100
- Rock
- Dry
- Rock temp
- 23°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0 mm
Mon 9 · 53 out of 100
- Rock
- Wetdry in 9 h
- Rock temp
- 25°C
- Air
- 23°C
- Rain
- 0.3 mm
Tap a day for rock, its warmth, the air and rain. Full forecast
Forecast: next 10 days
Full forecast- Mon 222, poor
- Tue 352, fair
- Wed 459, fair
- Thu 554, fair
- Fri 654, fair
- Sat 756, fair
- Sun 853, fair
- Mon 953, fair
- Tue 1041, poor
- Wed 1153, fair
The spot in one fact
- 3 cragsmapped within 5 km
Full forecast
every day, every number
| Day | Score | Rock | Rock temp | Air | Rain |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon 2Nov* | 22, poor | Wetdry in 12 h | 23°C | 22°C | 0.2 mm |
| Tue 3Nov | 52, fair | Wetdry in 6 h | 23°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
| Wed 4Nov | 59, fair | Dry | 22°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
| Thu 5Nov | 54, fair | Dry | 24°C | 22°C | 0.1 mm |
| Fri 6Nov | 54, fair | Wetdry in 3 h | 23°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
| Sat 7Nov | 56, fair | Wetdry in 3 h | 24°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
| Sun 8Nov | 53, fair | Dry | 23°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
| Mon 9Nov | 53, fair | Wetdry in 9 h | 25°C | 23°C | 0.3 mm |
| Tue 10Nov | 41, poor | Wet | 26°C | 24°C | 0.9 mm |
| Wed 11Nov | 53, fair | Wetdry in 6 h | 24°C | 23°C | 0 mm |
* Rain before today is not known: the forecast starts today, so these days are scored from a dry start and a wet one.
Rock and air are in °C, the rock's with the sun on it; rain in mm. More
Forecast updated . It refreshes every three hours. Forecast data: ECMWF, DWD, Météo-France and NOAA, served by Open-Meteo.com (CC BY 4.0). Changed by us. Generated using E.U. Copernicus Marine Service Information.
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More climbing near here
2 places
- The Lost Walls 5.4 km away
- The Elephants Foot crag 18.2 km away
About
the place in full, sources, credits
About Bikini Bottom
3 crags mapped. The nearest town to stay in is Ohonua.
- Crags 3 crags mapped.
- Rock No source states the rock.
From OpenStreetMap: the crags mapped within 5 km. Check access and bans locally.
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The score is the conditions only: the journey, the price and the partners never change it (how we score, how we earn).
Rough cost (estimate): about US$1,360–US$2,650 each
about US$1,360–US$2,650 each · 6 nights, 2 sharing: flights, hire car, stay, food, climbing instructor.
Our estimate from typical public prices, not a quote: check the real prices before you book (where they come from). Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.
How we worked it out
| What | How we worked it out | Each |
|---|---|---|
| Flights | return MDW to TBU, estimated from distance and season, changing at DFW and AKL, full-service airlines, with a hold bag | about US$725–US$1,510 |
| Hire car | 6 days, shared | about US$101–US$174 |
| Stay | 6 nights, a mid-range double, shared | about US$228–US$382 |
| Food | 7 days eating out | about US$221–US$416 |
| Climbing instructor | 1 day with an instructor, shared; leave it out if you climb on your own | about US$87–US$168 |
| Total | about US$1,360–US$2,650 |
Climbers bring their own kit: it is not in the cost. Prices from public sources, checked in 2026.
Where to stay: Ohonua
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about 25 min by car · 1 place to stay
About Ohonua its beds, food and every spot near it
Nearest town: Ohonua, 13 km. We have not checked places to stay in Ohonua yet. The nearest beds we have counted are in Nukuʻalofa, 47 km away (about 1h 25m by car). Search before you plan on staying there.
Drives are estimates. Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.
Getting there: about 31h 20m
About 31h 20m door to door from Chicago
Fly MDW → TBU, changing at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport (DFW) and Auckland International Airport (AKL), then 55 min by road
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