Paranoia
Surf spot · South Africa
Is it worth the trip?
40Poor out of 100 for your dates
Best on Tue 3: 5 ft swell at 9 s
Tue 3 · 63 out of 100
- Swell
- 5 ft9 ssoft
- Energy
- 327kJ
- Wind
- E 5 kn
- Temp
- 23°C
Wed 4 · 56 out of 100
- Swell
- 3 ft8 ssoft
- Energy
- 146kJ
- Wind
- WNW 1 kn
- Temp
- 27°C
Thu 5 · 21 out of 100
- Swell
- 4 ft9 smushy
- Energy
- 200kJ
- Wind
- WNW 15 kn
- Temp
- 20°C
Fri 6 · 24 out of 100
- Swell
- 5 ft7 smushy
- Energy
- 220kJ
- Wind
- WSW 10 kn
- Temp
- 17°C
Sat 7 · 0 out of 100
- Swell
- 6 ft7 smushy
- Energy
- 407kJ
- Wind
- SSW 7 kn
- Temp
- 16°C
Sun 8 · 15 out of 100
- Swell
- 4 ft6 smushy
- Energy
- 92kJ
- Wind
- E 13 kn
- Temp
- 24°C
Mon 9 · 49 out of 100
- Swell
- 3 ft9 ssoft
- Energy
- 147kJ
- Wind
- NW 3 kn
- Temp
- 22°C
Tap a day for waves, wind and the temperature. Full forecast
Forecast: next 10 days
Full forecast- Mon 220, poor
- Tue 363, good
- Wed 456, fair
- Thu 521, poor
- Fri 624, poor
- Sat 70, too big
- Sun 815, poor
- Mon 949, fair
- Tue 1040, poor
- Wed 110, too big
The spot in five facts
- Faces Wtakes swell from the W
- Offshore: Ewind from the land
- Intermediate +who it suits
- Works 3–11 ftof swell
- Water 17 °C3/2 wetsuit
Full forecast
every day, every number
The score doesn't know rips, currents, rocks or your skill.
Paranoia does not suit beginners. This is the forecast for intermediates, so you can see what it does.
| Day | Scorefor Intermediate | Swell | Energy | Wind | Temp |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon 2Nov | 20, poor | 5 ft8 ssoft6 ft at break (est.) | 321kJ | wind from the south-south-east, 13 knots | 19°C |
| Tue 3Nov | 63, good | 5 ft9 ssoft5 ft at break (est.) | 327kJ | offshorewind from the east, 5 knots, offshore | 23°C |
| Wed 4Nov | 56, fair | 3 ft8 ssoft2 ft at break (est.) | 146kJ | wind from the west-north-west, 1 knot | 27°C |
| Thu 5Nov | 21, poor | 4 ft9 smushy5 ft at break (est.) | 200kJ | wind from the west-north-west, 15 knots | 20°C |
| Fri 6Nov | 24, poor | 5 ft7 smushy6 ft at break (est.) | 220kJ | wind from the west-south-west, 10 knots | 17°C |
| Sat 7Nov | 0, too big | 6 ft7 smushy6 ft at break (est.) | 407kJ | wind from the south-south-west, 7 knots | 16°C |
| Sun 8Nov | 15, poor | 4 ft6 smushy1 ft at break (est.) | 92kJ | offshorewind from the east, 13 knots, offshore | 24°C |
| Mon 9Nov | 49, fair | 3 ft9 ssoft4 ft at break (est.) | 147kJ | wind from the north-west, 3 knots | 22°C |
| Tue 10Nov | 40, poor | 4 ft13 smushy7 ft at break (est.) | 441kJ | wind from the west-south-west, 7 knots | 20°C |
| Wed 11Nov | 0, too big | 7 ft10 smushy9 ft at break (est.) | 833kJ | wind from the north-north-west, 19 knots | 18°C |
Energy is the swell's power, in kJ per metre of wave. Wind is in knots, the arrow where it blows to; green is offshore. More
Tide
- Mon 2 NovLow 02:47 −0.3 mHigh 09:14 +0.4 mLow 16:00 −0.4 mHigh 22:05 +0.3 m
- Tue 3 NovLow 04:28 −0.4 mHigh 10:43 +0.5 mLow 17:26 −0.5 mHigh 23:29 +0.4 m
- Wed 4 NovLow 05:42 −0.4 mHigh 11:51 +0.6 mLow 18:25 −0.6 m
Local clock times; heights about mean sea level. On open coasts the times are usually within a quarter of an hour; in bays, estuaries and on the Gulf of Mexico they can be an hour or more out. Tide: EOT20 global ocean tide model, Hart-Davis et al. 2021, DGFI-TUM (doi:10.17882/79489), CC BY 4.0. Times and heights computed by us. A model, not a tide table: check a local table before you go.
Forecast updated . It refreshes every three hours. Forecast data: ECMWF, DWD, Météo-France and NOAA, served by Open-Meteo.com (CC BY 4.0). Changed by us. Generated using E.U. Copernicus Marine Service Information.
Map
the spot, its town, photos
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About
the place in full, sources, credits
About Paranoia
Facing, offshore wind, exposure, level and swell range are estimated.
The spot faces W (261°), so it takes swell from the W. The wind blows offshore from the E (81°). It is exposed to the open swell. It suits intermediate surfers and up. It works in 3–11 ft of swell. The sea floor shelves gently: 10 m deep about 550 m out (1 in 56). On a typical 5 ft, 11 s swell the waves here would spill softly. The sea is about 15°C in July, its coldest month (4/3 wetsuit and boots), and 19°C in January, its warmest (2 mm shorty). The town to stay in is Gordons Bay. Within 5 km we also list 4 surf spots and 1 dive site.
Water about 17°C: 3/2 wetsuit. Typical sea temperature for the time of year, not a forecast.
The score is the conditions only: the journey, the price and the partners never change it (how we score, how we earn).
Rough cost (estimate): about US$1,300–US$2,540 each
about US$1,300–US$2,540 each · 6 nights, 2 sharing: flights, hire car, stay, food, board and wetsuit.
Our estimate from typical public prices, not a quote: check the real prices before you book (where they come from). Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.
How we worked it out
| What | How we worked it out | Each |
|---|---|---|
| Flights | return MDW to CPT, estimated from distance and season, changing at ATL, full-service airlines, with a hold bag | about US$859–US$1,780 |
| Hire car | 6 days, shared | about US$67–US$114 |
| Stay | 6 nights, a mid-range double, shared | about US$161–US$275 |
| Food | 7 days eating out | about US$148–US$268 |
| Board and wetsuit | 5 days, or about US$114 to fly your own | about US$67–US$107 |
| Total | about US$1,300–US$2,540 |
For 2 people sharing a room. Lessons, lift-pass deals and insurance are extra. Prices from public sources, checked in 2026.
Where to stay: 3 towns
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about 20 min by car · 56 places to stay
about US$60/nightcountry average
About Gordons Bay its beds, food and every spot near it
- Beds in Pringle Bay on Booking.com
about 25 min by car · 16 places to stay
- Beds in Betty's Bay on Booking.com
about 25 min by car · 13 places to stay
Nearest beds: Gordons Bay, 10 km (about 20 min by car)
About US$60 a night is our estimate of the country's average 2-star double room that month: not each town's price, and not a quote. Drives are estimates. Prices are about, in US Dollar (USD): our pound figures at the European Central Bank's rate of 2 November 2026.
Getting there: about 26h 45m
About 26h 45m door to door from Chicago
Fly MDW → CPT, changing at Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL), then 1h by road
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